Vidviltimvin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, witty owl.

Vidviltimvin created water two years ago.

If you believe in Vidviltimvin, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vidviltimvin, he will be mildly annoyed.

Vidviltimvin's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Vidviltimvin's Holy Commandments

1. Learn five new languages a year.

2. You must love Vidviltimvin.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in black.