Jennellpan is a god.

She takes the form of a small, tiresome penguin.

Jennellpan created a charm quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jennellpan, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Jennellpan, she will turn you into a frog.

Jennellpan's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Jennellpan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about onions.

2. Never think about optics near ducks while wearing cyan dresses and balancing five titanium spheres on your chest.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. You must never eat gooseberries.

5. Run away if eight snails approach from the north.