Fedsawdav is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, passionate sheep.

Fedsawdav created the Milkyway four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedsawdav, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fedsawdav, he will turn you into a puffin.

Fedsawdav's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Fedsawdav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair mauve.

2. Run away from brown porpoises, for they are unholy.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Always obey Fedsawdav's priests.

5. Always help gulls in need.