Dadjadnurt is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, impressive naga.

Dadjadnurt created life four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadjadnurt, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dadjadnurt, she will turn you into a snail.

Dadjadnurt's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Dadjadnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

2. Never go into brown rooms.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Dadjadnurt loves porpoises, so they must be respected.

5. Always wear white.