Afgabken is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, humane cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Afgabken created dark matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Afgabken, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Afgabken, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Afgabken's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Afgabken's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

2. Never talk about gravity near voles while wearing black trousers and balancing six silver spheres on your legs.

3. Never paint your face indigo.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Afgabken in the centre of the settlement.