Sincapjin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, generous walrus.

Sincapjin created an atom nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sincapjin, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sincapjin, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Sincapjin's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Sincapjin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near whales while wearing turquoise coats and balancing five silicon spheres on your hands.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Never talk about moths.

4. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

5. Do not wear orange clothing.