Xemyargun is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, resourceful deer.

Xemyargun created the Sol system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xemyargun, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Xemyargun, she will cry a lot.

Xemyargun's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Xemyargun's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never run near porpoises.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.