Libpasnad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, benevolent fox.

Libpasnad created the Sombrero Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Libpasnad, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Libpasnad, he will curse you with boils.

Libpasnad's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Libpasnad's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed spinach to goats while wearing red stockings.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Libpasnad on top of all buildings.

4. Always treat eagles with great respect.

5. Never eat cherries.