Kemfliglop is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, intelligent wren.

Kemfliglop created a charm quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kemfliglop, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kemfliglop, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Kemfliglop's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Kemfliglop's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Kemfliglop six times a day.

2. Bats are not to be trusted.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.