Pogtanjop is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, staggering skunk.

Pogtanjop created the planet Venus two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogtanjop, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pogtanjop, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Pogtanjop's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Pogtanjop's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick turtles.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Never look at planets.

4. You must never eat lemons.

5. Always help tapirs in need.