Butartyart Tunlipvon is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, calm octopus.

Butartyart Tunlipvon created the Sol system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Butartyart Tunlipvon, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Butartyart Tunlipvon, it will turn you into a plant.

Butartyart Tunlipvon's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Butartyart Tunlipvon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Butartyart Tunlipvon on top of all buildings.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Foxes are not to be trusted.

4. Never talk about dark matter near otters while wearing fawn shorts.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.