Podgofcid Fumhubnarl is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unsympathetic donkey.

Podgofcid Fumhubnarl created the Whirlpool Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Podgofcid Fumhubnarl, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Podgofcid Fumhubnarl, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Podgofcid Fumhubnarl's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Podgofcid Fumhubnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Put Podgofcid Fumhubnarl first in all things.

2. Never sing near voles.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not drink water in brown rooms.