Minappaf is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, awe-inspiring swallow.

Minappaf created a photon four billion years ago.

If you believe in Minappaf, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Minappaf, it will remove you from existence.

Minappaf's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Minappaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. You must never eat bananas.