Bessmancut is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, witty naga.

Bessmancut created an up quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bessmancut, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bessmancut, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Bessmancut's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Bessmancut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Worship no other gods but Bessmancut.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never hurt horses.