Metbastced is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, blissful donkey.

Metbastced created time and space two million years ago.

If you believe in Metbastced, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Metbastced, he will strike you with lightening.

Metbastced's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Metbastced's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured manatees.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Metbastced.

3. Never go into magenta rooms.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never wear hats.