Banhinpang is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, weak pigeon.

Banhinpang created humanity seven million years ago.

If you believe in Banhinpang, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Banhinpang, she will turn you into a rock.

Banhinpang's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Banhinpang's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never write about archaea.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.