Bestwitlid is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, awe-inspiring gorilla.

Bestwitlid created the cosmos six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bestwitlid, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bestwitlid, he will turn you into a mole.

Bestwitlid's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Bestwitlid's Holy Commandments

1. Bestwitlid loves porpoises, so they must be respected.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never go into fawn rooms.

4. Do not keep four grasshopers in a large pit.

5. Respect your elders.