Getnarkarflaglarp is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, tranquil deer.

Getnarkarflaglarp created everything that exists eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Getnarkarflaglarp, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Getnarkarflaglarp, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Getnarkarflaglarp's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Getnarkarflaglarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.