Zakcensabquart is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, wise fish.

Zakcensabquart created time and space nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zakcensabquart, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Zakcensabquart, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Zakcensabquart's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Zakcensabquart's Holy Commandments

1. Zakcensabquart must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always look after injured aardvarks.

4. Never eat carrots.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zakcensabquart.