Hotxuckbanlist is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, annoying mink.

Hotxuckbanlist created the solar system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hotxuckbanlist, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hotxuckbanlist, she will torture you forever.

Hotxuckbanlist's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Hotxuckbanlist's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about archaea.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. You must love Hotxuckbanlist.