Jadfotten is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, capable coyote.

Jadfotten created a bottom quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jadfotten, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Jadfotten, he will remove you from existence.

Jadfotten's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Jadfotten's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never eat bark.