Kabhadcar Femcepgen is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unsympathetic crow.

Kabhadcar Femcepgen created Asia six million years ago.

If you believe in Kabhadcar Femcepgen, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kabhadcar Femcepgen, it will destroy your home planet.

Kabhadcar Femcepgen's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Kabhadcar Femcepgen's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not eat cherries.

3. Never hop near monkeys.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.