Rilnatfob is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, merciless fox.

Rilnatfob created bats four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rilnatfob, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rilnatfob, it will be very unhappy.

Rilnatfob's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Rilnatfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Never think about enzymes.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always help sick shrews.

5. Never go into fawn rooms.