Pinrigdib is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, benevolent tapir.

Pinrigdib created time and space four years ago.

If you believe in Pinrigdib, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pinrigdib, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Pinrigdib's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Pinrigdib's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. You must love Pinrigdib.

4. Never wear violet coats.

5. Fast once a month.