Tipkadkop is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, contented weasel.

Tipkadkop created the Milkyway twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tipkadkop, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tipkadkop, she will strike you with lightening.

Tipkadkop's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Tipkadkop's Holy Commandments

1. Put Tipkadkop first in all things.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics near otters while wearing mauve dresses and balancing three tin spheres on your feet.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never look in ponds.