Midcanvab Sabquafrul is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, grumpy squid.

Midcanvab Sabquafrul created the planet Earth two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Midcanvab Sabquafrul, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Midcanvab Sabquafrul, he will turn you into a duck.

Midcanvab Sabquafrul's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Midcanvab Sabquafrul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never write about electromagnetism.