Pibnurlbomhom is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unjust swan.

Pibnurlbomhom created the Milkyway four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pibnurlbomhom, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pibnurlbomhom, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Pibnurlbomhom's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Pibnurlbomhom's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. You must never eat gooseberries.

3. Never think about solid mechanics near nematodes while wearing blue stockings and balancing six gold spheres on your feet.

4. Never eat wheat.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.