Flisdobgum is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, clever weasel.

Flisdobgum created everything that exists twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flisdobgum, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Flisdobgum, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Flisdobgum's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Flisdobgum's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five foxes approach from the south.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always help sick whales.