Badartfar is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, grumpy clam.

Badartfar created a quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Badartfar, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Badartfar, it will curse you with boils.

Badartfar's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Badartfar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not eat figs.

3. Snails are not to be trusted.

4. Badartfar must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always pray immersed in water.