Bopbasscun is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, moody parrot.

Bopbasscun created the planet Mars nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bopbasscun, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bopbasscun, it will throw large rocks at you.

Bopbasscun's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Bopbasscun's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large iron sculpture of Bopbasscun on top of all buildings.

2. Put Bopbasscun first in all things.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. You must never eat corn.

5. Never think about stars.