Minflanpas is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, loving dryad.

Minflanpas created the Andromeda Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Minflanpas, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Minflanpas, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Minflanpas' most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Minflanpas' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat figs.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Put Minflanpas first in all things.

5. Fast once a month.