Latrutkik is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, almighty dragon.

Latrutkik created humanity three billion years ago.

If you believe in Latrutkik, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Latrutkik, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Latrutkik's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Latrutkik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Latrutkik.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Run away from pink geese, for they are unholy.

5. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Latrutkik in the centre of the settlement.