Lingengem Cemyattnurl is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, intelligent wren.

Lingengem Cemyattnurl created an electron six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lingengem Cemyattnurl, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Lingengem Cemyattnurl, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Lingengem Cemyattnurl's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Lingengem Cemyattnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

2. You must love Lingengem Cemyattnurl.

3. Never feed lots of wheat to mice while wearing brown skirts.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Lingengem Cemyattnurl.

5. Do not eat rice.