Madtaddap is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, effective dragon.

Madtaddap created matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Madtaddap, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Madtaddap, he will have a low opinion of you.

Madtaddap's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Madtaddap's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

4. Do not hurt birds.

5. Never look at galaxies.