Quarthitflap is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, pitiless crab.

Quarthitflap created the planet Saturn three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quarthitflap, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Quarthitflap, he will destroy your favourite star.

Quarthitflap's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Quarthitflap's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat otters with great respect.

2. Never go into black rooms.

3. Never talk about moths.

4. Always obey Quarthitflap's priests.

5. Never chant in holy places.