Ingkanraw is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, merciful lion.

Ingkanraw created the universe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingkanraw, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ingkanraw, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Ingkanraw's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Ingkanraw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Always wear white.

4. Erect a giant red sculpture of Ingkanraw in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never think about dark energy near rats while wearing orange hats and balancing seven carbon spheres on your chest.