Botnullgup is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, stupid weasel.

Botnullgup created the Large Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Botnullgup, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Botnullgup, she will turn you into a rock.

Botnullgup's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Botnullgup's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always look after injured great tits.

3. Do not kill whales.

4. Never feed bread to swans while wearing brown tights.

5. Never sit in the presence of snails.