Bimdodnel is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, selfish fish.

Bimdodnel created Asia nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimdodnel, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bimdodnel, she will strike you with lightening.

Bimdodnel's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Bimdodnel's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into red rooms.

2. Never think about enzymes.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always treat ducks with great respect.

5. Always pray immersed in water.