Ruttyartgod is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, grumpy clam.

Ruttyartgod created Europe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttyartgod, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ruttyartgod, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Ruttyartgod's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Ruttyartgod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ruttyartgod.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Never look at comets.