Rapsadyartgubrannurkap is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, moody gerbil.

Rapsadyartgubrannurkap created Asia three million years ago.

If you believe in Rapsadyartgubrannurkap, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rapsadyartgubrannurkap, she will have a low opinion of you.

Rapsadyartgubrannurkap's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Rapsadyartgubrannurkap's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near grasshopers while wearing turquoise tights and balancing three silicon spheres on your head.

4. Do not keep five sharks in a large pit.

5. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Rapsadyartgubrannurkap in the centre of the settlement.