Xenwodvag is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, caring otter.

Xenwodvag created the Andromeda Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Xenwodvag, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Xenwodvag, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Xenwodvag's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Xenwodvag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about chlorophyll.

2. You must pray to Xenwodvag four times a day.

3. Never talk about nucleic acids.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never eat green fruit.