Camgunxinmanyarjat is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, generous goat.

Camgunxinmanyarjat created the planet Venus six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Camgunxinmanyarjat, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Camgunxinmanyarjat, she will destroy your home solar system.

Camgunxinmanyarjat's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Camgunxinmanyarjat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never think about quantum gravity.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.