Legpodstrag Tipfadxin is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witty cat.

Legpodstrag Tipfadxin created Africa four billion years ago.

If you believe in Legpodstrag Tipfadxin, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Legpodstrag Tipfadxin, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Legpodstrag Tipfadxin's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Legpodstrag Tipfadxin's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never paint your arms orange.

3. Always help dolphins in need.

4. Do not keep six nematodes in a large pit.

5. Never play with disobedient children.