Sislatspag is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, compassionate raven.

Sislatspag created oxygen nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sislatspag, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sislatspag, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Sislatspag's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Sislatspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair mauve.

2. Do not wear blue clothing.

3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Put Sislatspag first in all things.

5. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.