Bannurab is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, calm elephant.

Bannurab created parasitic wasps five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bannurab, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bannurab, it will destroy your favourite star.

Bannurab's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Bannurab's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap near bats.

2. Erect eight silicon sculptures of Bannurab on top of important buildings.

3. Retreat if six rats approach from the east.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics near horses while wearing magenta scarves and balancing nine nickel spheres on your hands.

5. Foxes are not to be trusted.