Fagbongep is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, tiresome hare.

Fagbongep created the Large Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Fagbongep, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Fagbongep, he will turn you into a hamster.

Fagbongep's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Fagbongep's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not eat melons.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Erect a large tin sculpture of Fagbongep on top of all buildings.

5. Never talk about amino acids.