Flisligfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, ruthless goose.

Flisligfarn created Africa two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flisligfarn, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Flisligfarn, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Flisligfarn's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Flisligfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not leap in public.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.