Gonstanbed is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, quiet bat.

Gonstanbed created water eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gonstanbed, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gonstanbed, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Gonstanbed's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Gonstanbed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. You must pray to Gonstanbed nine times a day.

3. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

4. Put Gonstanbed first in all things.

5. Never think about planets.