Tailrulyataf is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, weak yak.

Tailrulyataf created dark energy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailrulyataf, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tailrulyataf, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Tailrulyataf's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Tailrulyataf's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat apples.

2. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Tailrulyataf in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never eat bananas.