Bastkondit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, unsympathetic wren.

Bastkondit created a down quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bastkondit, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bastkondit, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Bastkondit's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Bastkondit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Never think ill of sick gulls.

5. Never look in ponds.